CONTENTS
FOOTY ROCKS
THE 50 BEST RANTS AND DRIBBLES

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The Barnsley Surrealist Collective
LSD Football
The Berwick Alternative
The Manchester Hedonists
Chelsea: The Shaven Haven
Newcastle: That’s Living Alright
Guns and Poses
Significant Shrinkage
A Very 1970’s Xmas
Its A Spurs Thong
*Souey Made My Mate Gay!
Metal Mick’s Madness
Football Nutters Unite!
I Swear. It’s the truth
*“Why is Ian Rush Between Your Legs?”
“Wax My Anus!”
My Drug Hell
Dressing Inappropriately
A Hard, Hard Christmas
Two Red Setters In Jedburgh
Ciao Edie
Stairway to Boro Heaven
Plastic People Oh Baby Now You’re Such A Drag
Kidnapping Women in Tewksbury
Notes From Another Continent
Sex and the Single Manager
The Sound of Silence
Turn Off your Mind, Relax and Float Downstream
How I Lost My Pain
The Vegas Imperatives
Where There’s Blame, There’s A Claim
Are We Not Men?
Lick My Love Pump
Bring On The European Super League
Bank Holiday Madness
The Bloated Boy’s Club
Pissing In Sinks: Lads
One Long Bacchanalia Of Materialism
Anthem Schmantham
“Yoo-Weff-Oww”
Stand Up If You Don’t Want Piles
George Best: Rebel Spirit
*A Minute’s Silence For The Death Of The Minute’s Silence
The Mystery Of The Stewards
*Falling Out Of Love With Boro’s Slappers
The Media Are From Mars
Red Nev Incites A Riot
Ossie Ossie Ossie
Pissing In Sinks: Lasses
Fear And Loathing in England

NEW WRITINGS
*What’s What: A Rock n Roll Granddad
*Code Of The Road – an excerpt

FOOTY ROCKS

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ISBN: 0-9554029-0-5
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